Conversation between Kim Kardashian and her baby
  • Kid:mommy, how'd you meet daddy?
  • Kim:WELL, i sucked ray j's dick, and a whole buncha other black guys then met your dad, and fucked him.
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nippled:

marijuana more like marijuano haha don’t do drugs kids

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I want to buy a book, a book that I’ve never heard of, never read. Look at the cover, read the back, flip through the pages. Bring it home. Grab a highlighter, and begin to read the book. Every time there is a sentence, a word, a phrase that I can relate to, I will highlight it. Then, once I am done the book, I will be able to flip through it and see exactly how I was feeling each day that I was reading. It would be like a diary, but written in someone else’s words

(Source: raspberry-cola, via ladygaga420)

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