fitnessgyro: 99.9% of men care more about your tits, ass, and making your pussy wet than a stupid thigh gap and stretch marks.
Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.
pattinsin: i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
svveden: look at all the water in the ocean i bet there’s like 13 water at least
darrynek: itshinyu: darrynek: why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so. get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
comemorninglighte: sunsetmugging: captainodair: whats the html code for a social life <go> </outside> 404 error
theuntalentedsinger: sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: obsessivencompulsive: In health our teacher was showing us how to use girl condoms and passed around a fake vagina that everyone had to put said girl condom in. It got to a boy and he said “Do I really have to do this, vaginas aren’t really my forte.” and thats basically how he came out. can someone please make a gold star for this guy...
fartgallery: 4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
fatggot: i looked cute today so ill wear the same thing for the next 5 days
Conversation between Kim Kardashian and her baby
Kid: mommy, how'd you meet daddy?
Kim: WELL, i sucked ray j's dick, and a whole buncha other black guys then met your dad, and fucked him.
nippled: marijuana more like marijuano haha don’t do drugs kids